tylerchokely:

*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game

my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question

colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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spinachbabe:

buying clothes that aren’t black is hard

spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

holysimba:

Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly

kushdrinker:

it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing 

nosdrinker:

*saves game six times just in case*

dreamssicle:

oh

ifollowbadblogs:

imheretowye:

At least he still has Jackson.

it’s funny because that is a 30 year old man sitting on billy ray’s lap

starsmahogany:

cinnasghost:

cameoamalthea:

221cbakerstreet:

they’re so CUTE

If Lupita is the real life Disney Princess, can Jennifer be the real life quirky side kick?

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Even the “pulling the dress up” part is accurate

breadmaakesyoufat:

i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

"oh no my potato"