*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game
walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like
buying clothes that aren’t black is hard
do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”
Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing
*saves game six times just in case*
At least he still has Jackson.
it’s funny because that is a 30 year old man sitting on billy ray’s lap
they’re so CUTE
If Lupita is the real life Disney Princess, can Jennifer be the real life quirky side kick?
Even the “pulling the dress up” part is accurate
i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying
"oh no my potato"